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Old 9 Aug 2014, 11:15 AM   #4171
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Toonces GAGS on a hairball and drives into the Mississippi River. That's what happens when your cat drives badly.
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Old 12 Aug 2014, 03:23 AM   #4172
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Yes, there are some GAPS in Toonces' driving skills.
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Old 1 Sep 2014, 11:08 AM   #4173
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Toonces LAPS his milk, then puts in a few laps on the racetrack.
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Old 1 Sep 2014, 08:58 PM   #4174
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... and drinks more milk after the LAST lap.
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Old 2 Sep 2014, 04:09 AM   #4175
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The crashes occur after Toonces drives way too FAST.
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Old 2 Sep 2014, 04:15 AM   #4176
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I had never heard of Toonces but I just looked him up. It seems that in PAST times he was pretty popular.
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Old 2 Sep 2014, 04:37 AM   #4177
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Toonces was written by Jack Handey, who often has VAST and Deep Thoughts.
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Old 3 Sep 2014, 01:23 AM   #4178
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Yeah, deep VATS of deep thoughts...
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Old 3 Sep 2014, 05:20 AM   #4179
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CATS are known for deep sleep, not deep thoughts.
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Old 3 Sep 2014, 06:38 AM   #4180
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BATS sleep mostly during the day.
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Old 3 Sep 2014, 11:05 AM   #4181
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If you get lost at night, get a few bat HATS.
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Old 4 Sep 2014, 03:36 AM   #4182
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You'll avoid quite a few HITS wearing a bat hat at night.
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Old 4 Sep 2014, 04:25 AM   #4183
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The Bats will likely break out in FITS of laughter, if they see anyone wearing a hat like that
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Old 4 Sep 2014, 09:03 AM   #4184
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Oh -- you think wearing that that would be the PITS?
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Old 6 Sep 2014, 05:04 PM   #4185
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One should take PITY on the hapless wearer of that device.
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