The NINE Word Story - Page 14

Bamb0 · 24 Apr 2022, 07:07 AM

were finally answered and he was jumping up and

ioneja · 24 Apr 2022, 07:56 AM

down with joy, but then he slipped and fell

n5bb · 24 Apr 2022, 12:19 PM

onto a pile of banana peels, fracturing his pride.

ioneja · 24 Apr 2022, 11:18 PM

Little did our protagonist know that the banana peels

sterdeus · 25 Apr 2022, 12:25 AM

were made of gold so he missed the opportunity

n5bb · 25 Apr 2022, 09:10 AM

to congratulate King Midas on his inedible fruit crop.

ioneja · 25 Apr 2022, 09:34 AM

As he stood up, he heard the soft melodic

sterdeus · 26 Apr 2022, 12:27 AM

sound of chalkboard scratching which he loved. His ears

ioneja · 26 Apr 2022, 01:33 AM

delighted in the dissonance, so he started whistling along

sterdeus · 26 Apr 2022, 01:43 AM

and singing "Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday dear...

ioneja · 27 Apr 2022, 09:42 PM

Vader, may the force be with you!" And he

sterdeus · 27 Apr 2022, 11:00 PM

put down his lightsaber, sat down, and started to

ioneja · 28 Apr 2022, 11:12 PM

laugh with reckless abandon, then said, "Well, Vader, you

sterdeus · 29 Apr 2022, 03:38 AM

said you were my father, but you failed to

ioneja · 29 Apr 2022, 04:00 AM

explain the results of this paternity test, you imposter!"

24 Apr 2022, 07:07 AM	#196
Bamb0 Master of the @ Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: USA Posts: 1,700	were finally answered and he was jumping up and

24 Apr 2022, 07:56 AM	#197
ioneja Cornerstone of the Community Join Date: Jul 2011 Posts: 705	down with joy, but then he slipped and fell

24 Apr 2022, 12:19 PM	#198
n5bb Intergalactic Postmaster Join Date: May 2004 Location: Irving, Texas Posts: 8,800	onto a pile of banana peels, fracturing his pride.

24 Apr 2022, 11:18 PM	#199
ioneja Cornerstone of the Community Join Date: Jul 2011 Posts: 705	Little did our protagonist know that the banana peels

25 Apr 2022, 12:25 AM	#200
sterdeus Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Canada Posts: 182	were made of gold so he missed the opportunity

25 Apr 2022, 09:10 AM	#201
n5bb Intergalactic Postmaster Join Date: May 2004 Location: Irving, Texas Posts: 8,800	to congratulate King Midas on his inedible fruit crop.

25 Apr 2022, 09:34 AM	#202
ioneja Cornerstone of the Community Join Date: Jul 2011 Posts: 705	As he stood up, he heard the soft melodic

26 Apr 2022, 12:27 AM	#203
sterdeus Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Canada Posts: 182	sound of chalkboard scratching which he loved. His ears

26 Apr 2022, 01:33 AM	#204
ioneja Cornerstone of the Community Join Date: Jul 2011 Posts: 705	delighted in the dissonance, so he started whistling along

26 Apr 2022, 01:43 AM	#205
sterdeus Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Canada Posts: 182	and singing "Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday dear...

27 Apr 2022, 09:42 PM	#206
ioneja Cornerstone of the Community Join Date: Jul 2011 Posts: 705	Vader, may the force be with you!" And he

27 Apr 2022, 11:00 PM	#207
sterdeus Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Canada Posts: 182	put down his lightsaber, sat down, and started to

28 Apr 2022, 11:12 PM	#208
ioneja Cornerstone of the Community Join Date: Jul 2011 Posts: 705	laugh with reckless abandon, then said, "Well, Vader, you

29 Apr 2022, 03:38 AM	#209
sterdeus Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Canada Posts: 182	said you were my father, but you failed to

29 Apr 2022, 04:00 AM	#210
ioneja Cornerstone of the Community Join Date: Jul 2011 Posts: 705	explain the results of this paternity test, you imposter!"