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16 Mar 2022, 05:59 AM | #166 |
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to go to get something you like,so the
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16 Mar 2022, 09:12 AM | #167 |
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elves went to town and bought some lard for
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16 Mar 2022, 10:45 AM | #168 |
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Dinner. Afterwards everyone was tired so they all laid
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1 Apr 2022, 03:27 AM | #169 |
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in the lard leftovers since it was good for
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1 Apr 2022, 07:54 AM | #170 |
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everything they wanted. They then got some extra stuff
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5 Apr 2022, 02:07 AM | #171 |
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and put it in an old helicopter. The pilot
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11 Apr 2022, 06:08 AM | #172 |
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tried to take off but it was too heavy.
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11 Apr 2022, 11:41 AM | #173 |
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They then tried to all carry it on thier
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11 Apr 2022, 05:22 PM | #174 |
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backs, but could not take off despite waving their
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15 Apr 2022, 05:17 AM | #175 |
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flags of surrender. "We give up!" said elder Giuseppe
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16 Apr 2022, 07:26 AM | #176 |
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as he looked up and saw the most marvelous
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16 Apr 2022, 12:25 PM | #177 |
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toilet known to man. With one flush, all of
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16 Apr 2022, 12:48 PM | #178 |
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their troubles washed away. But five buzzards circled overhead
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16 Apr 2022, 11:17 PM | #179 |
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and elder Giuseppe pulled out his binoculars and said
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17 Apr 2022, 03:17 AM | #180 |
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"Evreryone freeze or ill shoot" so everyone just did
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