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The next day Santa decided to go back up
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#152 |
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and deliver presents to the scientists stationed in Antarctica.
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#153 |
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The next day he went to check and see
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#154 |
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why his presents had been returned unopened to Amazon.
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#155 |
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He found out and was quite mad. He called
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#156 |
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Jeff Bezos for an explanation. But William Shatner answered
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#157 |
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“Blue Origin got me to my destination on time!.”
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#158 |
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Santa replied, "Hey Bill, you owe me an autograph!"
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#159 |
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So he set off on trying to get one.
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Mrs. Claus overheard the conversation and secretly had a
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#161 |
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cookie waiting for Santa. When he came in and
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#162 |
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saw the cookie, he gasped, and exclaimed, "Honey, why...
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#163 |
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is the cookie 1/2 eaten? She tried to explain
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#164 |
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the sublimation of cookie icing at the North Pole,
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#165 |
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and other places made it easy to know where
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