Four Letter Word Game - Page 160

n5bb · 15 Aug 2011, 12:23 PM

Does your chef use dinner gongs tuned on a bass CLEF?

With reliable tuning, your stomach will know for whom the bell tolls and this will start the digestion juices flowing before the food arrives (with apologies to Ernest Hemingway/Universal Studios and Metallica).

somdcomputerguy · 15 Aug 2011, 09:53 PM

And while those bells are ringing, a beat from the drums that Clem is playing might be heard in the background.

David · 15 Aug 2011, 11:30 PM

Without a clew of the niceties of delight our chef prepares to cook..

n5bb · 18 Aug 2011, 03:51 PM

Of course, no LEWD discussions will be allowed in the dining parlor.

somdcomputerguy · 18 Aug 2011, 08:20 PM

Discussions of any topic that may lead to any kind of disruption shouldn't be brought to the table.

David · 18 Aug 2011, 11:06 PM

Aye, not even a word that would take a great leap of faith (to be lewd) should be suggested

janusz · 18 Aug 2011, 11:21 PM

I make a PLEA of guilty to the charge of having occasional lewd thoughts when trying to add a word, but not guilty of ever submitting one.

n5bb · 19 Aug 2011, 11:41 AM

I'm sure that nobody here would hurt a FLEA, much less someone's sensibilities

somdcomputerguy · 19 Aug 2011, 02:26 PM

A hungry, winged termite flew into the bar, asking, "Where's the bartender"...

n5bb · 22 Aug 2011, 09:04 AM

Then a draft BLEW the insect into a soft white bulb. "My, it's hot and bright in here", she said. "Gimme a beer -- what's on tap?"

SusanUKF · 22 Aug 2011, 11:39 AM

The bartender replied: "Many a BREW on tap, lager or draught?"

janusz · 22 Aug 2011, 05:14 PM

You should have seen the insect troubled BROW while trying to answer this question.

SusanUKF · 23 Aug 2011, 11:22 AM

A curious CROW peered in the window, observing all the patrons.

n5bb · 23 Aug 2011, 12:25 PM

The PROW of the boat turned north, carrying the curious Doctor Frankenstein (and the crow) to an arctic rendezvous with his Prometheus. You see, the bar was conveniently (for the sailors) located on the ship.

SusanUKF · 25 Aug 2011, 12:56 AM

A fisherman was lost at sea; and noticing the ship, headed for it, being cautious not to PLOW into it.

15 Aug 2011, 12:23 PM	#2386
n5bb Intergalactic Postmaster Join Date: May 2004 Location: Irving, Texas Posts: 8,926	Does your chef use dinner gongs tuned on a bass CLEF? With reliable tuning, your stomach will know for whom the bell tolls and this will start the digestion juices flowing before the food arrives (with apologies to Ernest Hemingway/Universal Studios and Metallica).

15 Aug 2011, 09:53 PM	#2387
somdcomputerguy Cornerstone of the Community Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Rupert, WV Posts: 879	And while those bells are ringing, a beat from the drums that Clem is playing might be heard in the background.

15 Aug 2011, 11:30 PM	#2388
David Ultimate Contributor Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Canada. Posts: 10,355	Without a clew of the niceties of delight our chef prepares to cook..

18 Aug 2011, 03:51 PM	#2389
n5bb Intergalactic Postmaster Join Date: May 2004 Location: Irving, Texas Posts: 8,926	Of course, no LEWD discussions will be allowed in the dining parlor.

18 Aug 2011, 08:20 PM	#2390
somdcomputerguy Cornerstone of the Community Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Rupert, WV Posts: 879	Discussions of any topic that may lead to any kind of disruption shouldn't be brought to the table.

18 Aug 2011, 11:06 PM	#2391
David Ultimate Contributor Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Canada. Posts: 10,355	Aye, not even a word that would take a great leap of faith (to be lewd) should be suggested

18 Aug 2011, 11:21 PM	#2392
janusz The "e" in e-mail Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: EU Posts: 4,944	I make a PLEA of guilty to the charge of having occasional lewd thoughts when trying to add a word, but not guilty of ever submitting one.

19 Aug 2011, 11:41 AM	#2393
n5bb Intergalactic Postmaster Join Date: May 2004 Location: Irving, Texas Posts: 8,926	I'm sure that nobody here would hurt a FLEA, much less someone's sensibilities

19 Aug 2011, 02:26 PM	#2394
somdcomputerguy Cornerstone of the Community Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Rupert, WV Posts: 879	A hungry, winged termite flew into the bar, asking, "Where's the bartender"...

22 Aug 2011, 09:04 AM	#2395
n5bb Intergalactic Postmaster Join Date: May 2004 Location: Irving, Texas Posts: 8,926	Then a draft BLEW the insect into a soft white bulb. "My, it's hot and bright in here", she said. "Gimme a beer -- what's on tap?"

22 Aug 2011, 11:39 AM	#2396
SusanUKF Intergalactic Postmaster Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Canada Posts: 5,428	The bartender replied: "Many a BREW on tap, lager or draught?"

22 Aug 2011, 05:14 PM	#2397
janusz The "e" in e-mail Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: EU Posts: 4,944	You should have seen the insect troubled BROW while trying to answer this question.

23 Aug 2011, 11:22 AM	#2398
SusanUKF Intergalactic Postmaster Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Canada Posts: 5,428	A curious CROW peered in the window, observing all the patrons.

23 Aug 2011, 12:25 PM	#2399
n5bb Intergalactic Postmaster Join Date: May 2004 Location: Irving, Texas Posts: 8,926	The PROW of the boat turned north, carrying the curious Doctor Frankenstein (and the crow) to an arctic rendezvous with his Prometheus. You see, the bar was conveniently (for the sailors) located on the ship.

25 Aug 2011, 12:56 AM	#2400
SusanUKF Intergalactic Postmaster Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Canada Posts: 5,428	A fisherman was lost at sea; and noticing the ship, headed for it, being cautious not to PLOW into it.